Top Priority: Wes in Budapest

If you're a person living in the first world you know and love Wes Anderson.  If you don't, you transitively hate both Gwyneth Paltrow and Anjelica Huston, which is impossible.

Well it came to my attention the other day that one Matt Zoller Seitz, critic and artist, has just published a book entitled The Wes Anderson Collection, which you can buy here if you'd like.

Anyway, clicking randomly led me across the interwebs to this.

Let's talk about this and everything I love about it.

1. Tilda Swinton- Since the beginning of time everything she's done has been amazing.  Fact.
2. Saoirse Ronan- She was in Atonement with Keira Knightley.  Gold.
3. Ralph Fiennes- From Great Britain and therefore amazing.
4. Owen Wilson- Marley and Me makes me cry.
5. Jude Law- Hot and talented.
6. Adrien Brody- Weirdly hot and very talented. (See The Pianist)
7. Bill Murray- Duh.
8. Jeff Goldblum- Duh.
9. Willem Dafoe- Duh.

Yay March 7!

What's New: Tina & Amy Rule the World, Gwyneth is Cranky From Not Eating, etc.

Liz Lemon and Leslie Knope: 
I am completely in love with both Tina Fey and Amy Poehler.  I am not a huge SNL fan.  I know that's super unpopular to say, but I just can't.  I'm sorry.  I've tried.  But I do love 30 Rock more than anything on Earth and Parks & Rec is a close second.
Anywayyyy great news!  Tina and Amy have officially signed on to host not only the 2014 Golden Globes, but 2015's as well.  This is AMAZING.

Gwyneth: 

Gwyneth is crazy.  I love her and I think she's amazing but she's bonkers.  Anyway, a little while ago, Vanity Fair was writing an article about her and she didn't like it and got pissed and e-mailed all of her famous friends telling them to not talk about her to reporters and never do VF again.  Lovely.  Well NOW, VF Editor-in-Chief is FOR SURE running a "take down piece", exposing the real Gwyneth.  After she threw a fit he was even more set on running it which is funny.  I personally cannot wait.  Good luck, Goop Queen!

Leo Has A New GF?: 

Last time I checked he was dating Toni Garnn when the two were spotted together at the US Open in September but I guess not.  Now Leonardo DiCaprio is supposedly dating 24-year old nobody model Kat Torres.  Well, according to her.  She says they met when they stayed at the same house at the Cannes film festival.  She told a Brazilian reporter they have a 'secrecy pact' and she can't talk about their relationship.  Not a great sign for her.  Leo's people are saying that it's all made up and they're not dating.  Awesome.  

Leo, crawl on your hands and knees to Bar and do everything you can to win her back.

Are you kidding me?