Obsessed: Cressida Bonas

As I just mentioned, Cressida Bonas is eventually going to marry Prince Harry and break my heart.  But it's not all bad news because as it turns out, she's like, kind of awesome.  Why? Don't worry, I've compiled a list for you.

1. She went to Leeds.  So she's smart.  But Chelsy Davy also went to Leeds so who really knows.

2. She's rich.  Like, wicked rich.

3. They've allegedly been dating since the summer of 2012 but she supposedly broke up with him after he got naked and acted like an idiot in Vegas.  Good for her.

4. Her mom is a slut but a super chic slut.  Fun!

5. Her incredibly beautiful sister allegedly once dated Prince William (!) and is now engaged to Richard Branson's son or something.  I don't really know actually.

6. She is ALWAYS smiling.  Which is the cutest thing ever.

7. And in case I didn't mention this enough....she is stunning.

And my personal favorite, The Scrunchie

For these and many other reasons, Cressida Bonas is quite possibly my new favorite person.



Top Priority: Prince Harry

Obviously the reason I came back for you guys is Prince Harry.  As you know, Prince Harry is possibly maybe probably my one true love.  And now we will never be together.

As you all have heard I'm sure, my adorable ginger prince is getting married.  And not to Chelsy Davy, his on-off girlfriend since I was like 10.  Which is good because frankly she just seemed kind of dramatic and not pretty enough to be that high maintenance.

The woman who currently stands between me and happiness is called Cressida Bonas.  The most unfortunate part of this whole thing is that she is gorgeous.

And she kind of looks like Cara Delevigne, which is literally the most you could ever ask for in the world.

Anyway if he's not with me he should be with someone lovely.  And I think she is just the girl.