What's New: Adam Levine Is Sexy?, Mr. and Mrs. Seth Cohen, Etc.

Basically the only exciting things happening lately are celebrities getting engaged and making wine and being sexy.  So let's dive in.

Adam Levine Is The Sexiest Man Alive- No he's not. Instead here are some suggestions: Matt Damon, David Beckham, Benedict Cumberbatch, Alexander Skarsgard, Prince Harry, Rupert Friend, Andrew Garfield, Eddie Redmayne, Matt Bomer, or basically any ginger.  Or Liam Neeson.  NEXT.

Leighton Meester and Adam Brody Are Engaged- Obviously I have mixed feelings because when I was a child The OC was my favorite TV show and then Adam Brody dated Rachel Bilson both on the show and real life and I thought everything was going to be good forever and it wasn't.  But this is cute.  Congrats!

Miley Cyrus' Eyebrows- What the hell, Miley? I try to defend you and then you go and bleach your eyebrows so you look like some baby animal I can't name off the top of my head.  Please stop.

Brangelina Rules the World- For reasons unknown Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie decided to build a 1200 acre vineyard at their Provence home and then they made a wine and then that wine became "The Best Rosé In the World".  Because that's who they are.

JLaw Loses It- Jennifer Lawrence freaked out while trying to deal with photographers on the Red Carpet of the Catching Fire premiere in NY.